I've been having a mental battle with myself the last few days. I've been back and forth on whether I've wanted to include profanity on this blog or not. Not extreme profanity but dropping a nice, big "F" bomb here and there.
If I swear, I could lose people who may possibly actually like this blog. If I swear, I could gain more interest, because some people like to read a good "fuck" now and then. If I don't include swear words, I'm not really being true to myself. Do you see where I'm going with this?
Yes, I am a Mother. Yes, I swear. 99% of the time my language around my children is clean. Fuck becomes fudge. Shit becomes crap, and a million other creative ways to mask the profanity. I'm not saying that some don't slip out on occasion but I try really hard to keep my language clean.
Once the monsters go to sleep, it's on. Every swear word I've wanted to say throughout the day flows out of my mouth with an intense fury. There is no censoring me once the kids are out of sight. An apple is not just an apple anymore, its a Fucking Apple. "That's not good" becomes "Aww that's shitty!" Everyone in my path will get an insult thrown their way, only thrown with love of course.
As the picture above shows, today I got a bad case of the fuck its. I decided, fuck it. I will include random profanity in my blog. Not all the time, but on occasion you may see a fuck here, a shit there, and random other things. I will not censor myself, because that would be boring and I strive to not be boring. If you don't like profanity, I apologize but it's only a half ass apology, so don't get to excited. If you like profanity, you're welcome.
Lmao! Hilarious! I love it!
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